1. Rob and I saw Paul F. Tompkins last night ... hilarious, I laughed so hard when he was just quoting passages from Go Ask Alice, it was over when started in on the cake vs. pie debate. I think I would laugh if he read the instructions to easy mac ... he proves it's all in the delivery
2. I was not even a little bit sad to miss any sort of all day drinking festivities on St. Patrick's day weekend ... it holds no appeal and I found all the revelers wandering around my neighborhood annoying ... I am becoming my dad
3. My mom told me today she was proud of me (and expanded on the sentiment) and I can't tell you how nice that was to hear
4. This week's netflix: Speed Racer and All or Nothing
5. Finishing a proposal in which I advise the hospital to provide outpatient medication assistance to uninsured or underinsured organ transplant recipients ... bring on the dismissive laughter
6. I almost went an entire year without someone asking me if I'm expecting ... damn you patient in the cardiac surgery clinic, and damn you empire waste jumper from target
7. I got a letter from St. Joseph's hospital informing me that they had billed my insurance for the surgery but had not received payment and asking me to call my insurance and ask them to pay on the claim ... great plan
8. My anesthesia bill is higher than the surgeon's bill ... I picked the surgeon off my insurance list ... I met the anesthesiologist while lying in the hospital bed in a fabulous gown while being wheeled into the OR. I never met the nurse anesthetist, neither are in my network. AWESOME
9. Of all the hipster attire, the one that annoys me the most is that crocheted hat worn so far back on the head (as to allow for the layered bangs to sweep forward) that it necessitates bobby pins to keep it on ... about as effective against the could as a yarmulke, what's the point?
10. I'm nervous no one will come to my birthday party ... it will be 18 all over again.
